I'm just sitting here drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind

The only emails I have received in the last week are from Mr. Jack Daniels and Weight Watchers.

And one of them is going to be pissed when they find out I'm on a beer kick. Make that two. I can't help it. So sue me; hot weather makes me crave cold beer, no matter how much my ass IS NOT shrinking.

This is a sorry state of affairs...