With that orange oil rag she wiped it clean, its guaranteed to get repeated in my dreams

Its my day off and I'm sick.

I started feeling achy Tuesday night and went to bed early. Then, my lungs filled with grossness, the pressure in my head increased to near fatal proportions and my nose started running.

I have to sleep on the couch, propped up. If I don't, I have terrible dreams about drowing because in real life I can't breath.

After my shower today, I found some 24-hour allergy medicine I had stashed, and now I know why it wasn't used.

I'm stoned out of my mind.

Today was supposed to be tax day. The forms are prepared. All that I had to do was go to kinkos and go to the post office. Two hours after starting this project, one trip to kinkos, two trips to the boys' house and a trip to Hyvee, I have one Gatorade, two corndogs, a stapler and staples, copies and manilla envelopes. The one thing I'm missing: copies of the backside of my percentage income for Missouri.

*Even in my altered state of mind it bothers me that I used above semicolon incorrectly. However, I am too apathetic to reconstruct my sentence structure*

I forfeit.

I think I'll stare at the wall for an hour.

Hope you enjoyed it.

His rival it seems had broken his dreams by steeling the girl of his fancy

Hey, I am really bad at this blogging...thing. I swear, I check everyone else's on a regular basis.

What's new:

Shannon started working at the OG with me. Its fun that we have some work friends in common. She took Indi and me to her parents a few days ago. While there, we ate home-grown roast beef, frolicked with the future roast beef and petted the kitties.

Friday night I was in a fashion show. A wife of a friend of a friend is starting a new business and had a "coming out" of sorts at Shattered to get her name out there. Ladies, I will link it as soon as her webpage is up and going. Contrary to popular belief, these are not comfortable. However, they do make your legs look long(er) and they do make your ass hurt after three hours of dancing (not THAT kind) and strutting your stuff.

Spork the cat went missing about a week ago. We have been to the humane society and Adam posted photos in the neighborhood. I hope he just found a better gig.

Phoenix the cat has taken to licking the bathtub facet and ducking under running water during/after my showers. I can't figure out if this is a nod to my exemplery hiegene or she is really a mermaid. If anything, she is definitely weird.

Work has been busy and boring.

My sisters turned 19 and 17 on January 31 and February 6 respectively. It means I'll be older soon, too. Every year I realize I am collapsing more and more into my "adult" years and I dig my fingernails in, grit my teeth and scream it off as best as possible. Unfortunately, I still turn a year older. *sigh*

AM is putting her house on the market and might still be looking for a temporary home for Puptizle Sassy. If anyone would like a fuzzball in their home for a month or so, give me a call.

Hope all is well in blog land. Keep posting so I can keep up on the gossip.